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    Default My 2 yr old spanked a stranger!

    How embarrasing! Two weeks ago, we were at a waterpark. My hubby and I were waiting in line. A man asked us to let him thru so he could help his young son in line in front of us. So we are like sure. The man bends over right in front of my 2 yr old and my son whacks him on the behind! I apologized 2 times. The guy was cool and I think it is because, duh, he has 3 boys as far as I could tell. I am red just talking about it.
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    I'm sorry but when I read that I laughed out loud.

    Yes I would indeed be embarrassed if my son did that! He tries to touch our waitresses butts when we go out to eat all the time. One time he actually succeeded. The waitress just smiled and when she left. My husband said
    "That's my boy!" loudly... Honeslty my husband was more embarrassing than my son was lol.

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    My dad loves to tell a story about my brother doing that to a waitress when he was like 2 or 3. The waitress thought my dad did it. He still gets embarrassed by it. And when I was little I got my Fs and Cs mixed up. One day my parents ordered coffee with their dessert and I decided I wanted some too. Only instead of saying coffee it was more like foccee. So I was yelling in the restaurant "foccee me, foccee me!" My parents were mortified, say it out loud, you'll see why. My dad said really loudly "you don't need any COFFEE!" I still crack up when they tell that story.
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    Jordyn - No I am cracking up about it now! Its hilarious. Thats my boy...Love it.
    mommy42 - Those are great stories! I love to hear these kind of things.

    My neighbor, the mom, has a little boy and one day he smacked her on the behind and said "Go make me some dinner woman!" Hahaha The mom's new boyfriend had been letting the little boy watch King of the Hill episodes and that is where he picked it up.....from Hank Hill's dad character. They are married now going on 8 years!
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    Love King of the Hill. This thread has made me giggle this morning- thanks ladies!
    I don't have a spanking story yet, but my daughter has a new 'game' where she walks up to you if your lying or sitting on the ground and sticks her bottom out , makes a raspberry noise and says 'I pooped on you!' and then runs away giggling.
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    that's histerical! my daughter loves to point out that people have boobs and hineys but she's so shy that she only does it to people she's comfortable with
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    Lol freckles I would have been embarrassed too but I would have struggle not to laugh. It's one of those things that you need to be serious and tell your little guy that it's not right but in the inside your bursting in laughter.

    Great story mommy42boys. Can't imagine how embarrassed your Dad must have been.

    I don't have those kind of stories yet.. but my friend is a teacher and the mother of one of her kindergarten students went to talk to her recently only to tell her that her son ask God to protect my friends behind. LOL!
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    That's pretty funny. You had the right reaction though when you apologized because it send your son the message that it's not okay to do that. Did you have your son apologize too? I'm sure the guy understood and probably laughed about it later on.
    I had a 5 or 6 year old kid come up to me and spank me in a store one time. His dad stood several yards away and laughed about it without ever saying a word of apology to me. Made me feel like turning around and doing the same thing to the kid who was waaaaaay old enough to know better, but when his dad laughs about it, of course he's going to do it.

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