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Does my baby have a sense of humor?

By Mighty Maggie on Thursday, April 10, 6:00 am EDT

Exhibit A: The one thing I haven't figured out how to babyproof in my house is the bookshelf. I have a lot of books and some of them must be stored on the floor-level shelves. I put the heaviest books there -- my college-era ancient lit anthologies, some music books and my beloved Harry Potter collection. We installed baby gates, we put covers over the outlets, we moved all the electronic equipment out of reach, but I can't get Jack to stay away from the books. I don't mind if he pulls himself up on the shelf and admires his mother's row of excellent YA novels, but I cannot abide having him yank them out and throw them on the floor.

The temptation, however, is too great.

"No no, Jack!" I say. And he'll turn his head towards me, a sly grin on his face, one finger on a book.

"No no, Jack!" I say, this time a touch more firmly. My son giggles. GIGGLES. And then I whisk him away from the bookshelves, only to watch him crawl back to the forbidden fruit, chortling all the way.

Exhibit B: We have the kind of laundry machines that stack on top of each other and are hidden in a tiny closet. A few days ago I was moving the wet clothes to the dryer and Jack was sitting on the floor, fascinated by the entire process. (Shall we take bets on whether he'll like to do laundry when he's fifteen?) I was nearly done and stood up to put the last bit of wet stuff in the dryer when I knocked my head into the dryer door. OUCH. I took great pains not to say a naughty word in front of my baby, but he would have drowned it out with all the laughing. My baby! Was laughing at me! After I HURT MYSELF!

Exhibit C: Then last night I was feeding him dinner. The new thing is scrambled eggs (NO, he's not a year old yet, my fingers are in my ears, I can't hear you!) and while he's getting better at the whole chewing thing, it still takes him years to eat a single bite. It makes for a pretty boring feeding session and since I happened to be starving, I popped a piece of his scrambled egg in my mouth. Except I missed my mouth (some of us are still learning how to eat too) and it fell into my lap. At least, I thought it fell into my lap, but I couldn't find it. Where did it go? I'm looking in my lap, on the floor, in the folds of my shirt and the whole time the baby is laughing upROARiously. I honestly have never heard him laugh so hard for so long. His face was turning red and his nose was scrunched up with pure glee.

Mighty Maggie

I found the piece of egg stuck between my t-shirt and my sweatshirt. I fished it out and sat there a few minutes longer to allow my kid to get the hilariousness out of his system. It was actually sort of embarrassing.

Perhaps a better question may be: does my baby think anything else is funny besides ME?

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erin's picture
erin
funny
4/10/2008 at 8:40 am
My oldest thouht there was nothing funnier on the planet than me barfing during my second pregnancy(and I barfed everyday, the whole 40wks). He would follow me into the bathroom and big belly laugh at every heave. After a few months, he would "barf" too...lean over the toliet, make a heave sound, and laugh. Super fun times.


Oh my gosh that is too
4/10/2008 at 11:05 am
Oh my gosh that is too funny, and Erin I feel for you but I might have been laughing too!! JK! There is just something about parents doing dumb stuff that gets them laughing hysterically! My son used to crack up at anything strange that we did (falling, dancing, pretend sneezing, whatever). As they get older it gets harder to get them to laugh so enjoy the hysterics now, even if they are at your expense!!


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Sarah
That's so cute! He sounds
4/10/2008 at 7:55 pm
That's so cute! He sounds like a lot of fun. :) It's neat to watch a developing sense of humor. My daughter likes to go over to something she knows she's not supposed to touch, look at me, and grin. If you leave the baby gate open at the bottom of the stairs, she goes up a stair or two and waits for you to discover her. As soon as you head towards her, she chortles with glee and hurries up the rest of the stairs until you capture her. By the way, my husband and I came up with a great solution for babyproofing the bookshelves. We, too, have books, DVDs, and VHS tapes that we didn't want her pulling out and ripping or breaking. So we bought plexiglass and got it cut to the right size at Lowe's, and also got these little brackets that we screwed into the shelves. The plexiglass slides down, held by the brackets, until it sits on the floor (we'll eventually attach a little edge at the bottom so that it sits a few inches higher. When we want a book, we slide the plexiglass up and out. The plexiglass only covers the bottom half of the shelves, from about three-year-old reach downwards, so books nearer the top of the shelf are readily accessible. If you feel like being industrious and want to babyproof the bookshelves, I'd be glad to give you more detail! I looked *everywhere* online and couldn't find anything about how to babyproof bookshelves, but my daughter is a book-ripper and I didn't want to lose my poor books!


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Joyce
Please! Send me info on how to do this!
12/29/2008 at 9:33 am
Our son is almost 9 months, and seriously into pulling books off the shelves. He chews them til they look like they've been mauled by wild dogs! I have been looking all over for a way to babyproof the shelves, and found your post...please email me at lady underscore isabeau at msn dot com.


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Becky Gordy
Bookshelves/babyproofing
3/9/2009 at 11:44 pm
Hi, This idea sounds GENIUS. I would love to know more. I have a one year old climber and need to deter her badly. I am working on anchoring the shelves to the wall but I don't want her climbing up and falling off. Any info would be great...thanks so much!!! Becky Oh and by the way, my email is hobartjane@gmail.com


My oldest son pulled books
4/13/2008 at 3:28 pm
My oldest son pulled books off the shelves for many months when he was the same age. Thankfully they were just his board books he liked to chew on, but I got tired of the little game that required me to clean them up several times a day. I got smarter with my second and just "organized" them in a drawer.


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kelly
bookshelves
10/14/2009 at 9:54 am
please - i would love more info on this too. my little one wants to destroy our dvds. crok9497@hotmail.com. thank you soooo much!


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