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Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server

By The editors of Parenting.com on Monday, June 4, 6:00 am EDT

Poor Daddy Daze. Due to major server troubles, he had to stay at work till 11:30 p.m. The good news: "I beat our file server into submission last night," he reports (for a more detailed account of the server wars, see Daddy Daze's extensive comments, below).

The bad news: No new post today.

Because Daddy Daze is simply too forthright a guy to ever deliver a "dog ate my homework" excuse, and because we know he really does deserve a break, we're celebrating him today by sharing his best posts of 2007.

Daddy Daze's adventures with Grace are always winners. There was the heartbreaking sock hop that left him wondering whether he'd failed his own daughter, and the over-the-top pony party that proved, to us at least, that he hasn't, and he won't.

His trips down memory lane are invariably a pleasure. We loved hearing about the day his dad showed him how to gut a perch and the childhood mornings he spent in front of the coal-burning stove (no, he's not that old!), not to mention the first signs of summer, past and present.

Daddy Daze's funniest look-back, which involved finding out his wife was pregnant (both times), triggered a lively flood of comments, all of you eager to share your own pregnancy-stick blunders and surprises. Go ahead, add your own memory to the mix.

But wait, now it turns out Daddy Daze used his free time to go to...a birthday party? With a colossal, inflatable waterslide? What!? That's the last time we take pity on the man.

File server emergency. Right.

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Visit Daddy Daze's personal blog


Member Comments
re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 9:30 am
Ok, so here's the deal. I was at my office desk, sipping Aquafina that I was pretending was a chocolate frappe and eating some plain mixed nuts that I imagined as a bucket of KFC. The phone rang around 9:30 AM. "We can't see Electronic Obnoxious Jerk. No one can log on to Obnoxious Electronic Jerk." Now, "Electronic Obnoxious Jerk" isn't the real name of our file server, it's my own little pet name for it...


re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 9:34 am
(cont)...because I love it so much. To make a long and technical story short - a long and technical story that I'M not even interested in - I had it back to normal 18 hours later. I left my office at 11:30, and got home at midnight. That's when I realized: Oh, my Parenting Post deadline is in 11 hours. Since I planned on spending seven of those hours sleeping, I wrote my dear Parenting editors in a panic...


re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 9:38 am
(cont.)...since they're good people, they let me off the hook. Thank you, thank you. So, here's what's been going on. We went to a b-day party on Saturday that featured a colossal, inflatable water slide. It was 12 feet tall and almost twice as long. Grace was at once enthralled by the spectacle and utterly terrified. The conflict played out in her for about an hour...


re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 9:41 am
(cont.)...and we could see it on the her face. She finally climbed to the top at the prodding of the other 4 and 5 year old girls and gripped the slippery peak like Dr. Strangelove riding the bomb to earth. She let go and launched, flailing, to the pool at the bottom. She emerged full of adrenaline, pride, astonishment and water, which she spent the following few minutes coughing all over the grass...


re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 9:43 am
(cont.). After that, we couldn't keep her off the thing. Not exactly taming a wild file server, but, you know...still impressive.


re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 10:18 am
GREAT! More signs of summer!! Fun times :-)


re: Daddy Daze Rocks the File Server
6/4/2007 at 10:53 am
Update: Here's a photo of Grace on the slide: http://tinyurl.com/yno4rj


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