Wow, this made me feel each emotion as I read. I have very real experience with all three types personally (unfortunately #2 lives closest, and makes me think "did you have a child just so you could say you did it better?" and you put it so eloquently. I laughed until tears came out, because it is just so true. This is good enough to be in the actual magazine, I am serious, and you could easily have a career in writing if you don't already! It's great to read something so raw, which makes you laugh remembering your own observations. Great Work!