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Oldwomaninashoe
What not to give for Mother's Day
5/5/2009 at 9:23 am
Plants. Live plants. Live plants that will not survive under my care. They know I can kill a fake plant, what makes them think I can tend a live one? But every year one of the older kids bring me a beautiful hanging plant. And every year I kill it. Besides that, that stuff I spray up my nose every morning so I can go to the mailbox without my eyes swelling shut, my nose looking like Rudolph should clue them in to the fact that when it comes to Plants VS Mom........the plant wins that battle until I win the war by killing it. Just sayin'........


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