I totally understand! I wore the cutest top last week, and now there's a rumor going around that I have a bun in the oven! Why is it that the "maternity tops" are in style for those who are not preggers, and the skin-tight belly shirts are in style for the ones who are prego?! I need a sign to wear on my back or something...maybe it could say "It's not a baby, it's just fat." or "I'm not eating for two, but my paunch says otherwise". :)