I got suckered into buying some clothes at the maternity store, and your right, those sales clerks are like leeches, sucking the energy out of you, until you have the inability to focus. My personal favorite is that everything is final sale..or you have only 10 days to return. So far everything I have purchased that I actually don't mind is from Old Navy, and the prices there aren't to shabby either, and you get to return them, all of them! Good for you for running over her with the stroller...my MIL told me the other day that she could tell that I was having a boy because my butt was getting bigger...If I was good at retaliating I would have asked her what her excuse was, but I am not, so I just gave her dirty looks while I was thinking it.