I love this post...I thought it was only my daughter that did those things, but how about "little", my little this his little that...it drives me crazy but it doesn't last long. The whole contradictions is totally Melissa, she says:"Mommy I'll do it(over and over) but then if it doesn't work out for her its:"Mommy!...I can't do it! you have to help...sob...funny. About 4-5 months ago I was on the computer when she comes in and tells me her nose hurts...it has buggies(boogies) in it please help. I said ok lets go blow it and it seemed to satisfy her, about 5-10 min. later shes complaining that it hurts and its color...I thought "color"? OMG! she had stuck a crayon up her nose...lol I think any other mom would've panicked, but I just got something small and soft and pulled it out...I was sooo proud of myself(not to toot own horn...blush)