What You Do When They're Asleep

[Sasha at Parenting.com]

Here's a question for your kids! We can't wait to hear what they say...

What would they say if you asked them “What do your parents do while you’re asleep?” Moms with kids under 5 years old, let us know. Your response could appear in a future issue of the magazine.

Thanks!

[jolee.marie]

while my daughter is sleeping, i usually clean the house, check my emails, during one of her naps in the day i have school so she sleeps when we go there, an at night i catch up on time spent with my fiance.

[Disco Lemonade]

My 16 month old Abigail would say "Pappa plays video games while momma cooks." Reason why is because thats what she see's when she wakes up, my husband playing and me getting a meal ready.

[atippit]

my five month old would say, "sleep? what's that?"

[freckles]

My daughter has said "Yall smoosh your face together and kiss like this...." She proceeded to place her lips in the "peck" position and then stuck her tounge out!
Oops....guilty. Two more children have resulted due to our make-out adventures.

[Willbearsmom]

Haha! freckles that is totally something you would hear on "Kids Say the Darndest Things!" I had to tell my hubby too! He laughed. I am sure we will be just as guilty as you!

[Shmop]

Tuck would say watch TV and Mo would say "She's probably on her computer." You can almost see the eye roll and hear the long drawl can't you?

(FYI - Mo's right!)

[freckles]

Haha! freckles that is totally something you would hear on "Kids Say the Darndest Things!" I had to tell my hubby too! He laughed. I am sure we will be just as guilty as you!

It is a good thing to be accused of! lol Does your child say "ewwww" too when you smooshy face your hubby? lol

[baby carling 08]

My 3 1/2yo says "mom, you pway wit legos wit dad"

[lswinger]

My son said "the monster gonna come upstairs scare me, he gonna say ROOOAAAAR !!! you(mother) gonna wake up and put me in your bed."

Ade Swinger 2 2/3 (lol), Ellenwood, GA

[lyndaacuna]

When asked the question, "What do your parents do while you sleep?",

Marin Acuna, age 3, of Spicewood, Texas, immediately responded (with a quizzical look on her face)...

"They SLEEP!"

(as if to say, what ELSE would they do, silly? --- doesn't EVERYONE sleep 12 hours at night and take a 1-hour nap during the day??)...

Signed, her mother... Lynda J. Acuna

[alindgren]

When asked, Caitlin (2 years old) said, "Uhm...don't know...give me kisses."

[rygramsey]

Grace put her hand on her hip and said "Mom what are you telling me!"

Grace 2 1/2, Cumberland MD

[ashley.gardner]

Well, the 3 of our children... 10, 7 & 6, always tell us

"yall put us in bed so you can watch your tv shows!"

It's true but they are in bed between 8-8:30... If not, it's a bad morning! So, it's self explanatory :D

[AmyOT]

When I asked my 3 year old girl, Amanda her reply was, "Mommy will wake me up when I am asleep."


My daughters typed response is "iioyuoyuolipyhouy8jyit"

[adahleesmommy]

my 12 month old daughter miss adahlee mariah would most likely say, "well, she SHOULD be waiting for me to wake up so we can play..." :)

[Eyler6]

My 4 year old Mackenzie replied "You play with my toys" and her twin Morgan added "you go outside and swing on my swingset". I wish I was having that much fun at night!

[tlconner]

They sing to me like a baby. Rock-a-bye baby ...

-Celia, age 3

[Ellabelle]

My 3 year old, Allison, very sincerly replied, " They talk together...alot". Both of us being busy through the day we usually don't get a good chance for conversation, so we chat it up when she is in bed. I am known to be a talker I guess this just proves it.
Mother:Crystal, Drayton,ON

[dwusgirl]

My 4 year old says "Work like you always do, that's what you do huh mom."

[BabyEllie07]

My 16 month old would say "How would I know I'm sleeping?" :)

[socalchick09]

my daughter Skyelynn said that i probably do laundry when she is asleep.

[correa23]

Mami, I think you and papi play with my toys!
says Jayden, 3 years old